Whoa. Long Time No Post...

Damn. Sorry. It's been an insane few weeks 'round here, mes amis! So let's do some quick-hit thoughts.

1. Blogger finally figures out how to upload video. Awesome. I can finally post all my homemade videos...Wait...I've said too much...

2. Heading back for french lessons next week. I'm in a rut. Well, it's a comfortable rut. I do what I wants...but still could be much better 'conversationally', though I have been recently told by two official (TM) swiss people that my accent is 'not 'orrible'. I choose to take that as a compliment. Don't burst my bubble, assholes.

3. This website is simutaneously the dorkiest AND coolest site I've seen in a while. I'm signing up for it. You should too. Though I really haven't gone many places besides the U.S. and Europe...Must go someplace else.

4. Ski flat (sorry, sue me APARTMENT) has been locked up. Ply me with with booze and maybe you'll get an invite. Your status for an invite goes up radically if you are a hot chick, though status will go down to zero if you are a goddamn hippie snowboarder, regardless of innate hotness.

5. Playing rugby again, nearly 10 years after the last time I played. My career came to a glorious end in 1998 after an even more out-of-shape fat bastard than myself fell on my ankle and tore it to shit. Since I'm in better shape now than I was back then, I thought, 'why not'? I'm proud to say that I'm not the slowest on the team. Or the dumbest. This bodes well. First game next week back at my old position of hooker. Pictures to follow.

5.1 Rugby has embraced padding. I like this trend. It used to be that if you wore a scrum cap or shoulder pads (the latter I had never even heard of until recently), you might as well also take the time to write 'I'm a giant nancy-boy' on the front of your jersey. Personally, i could have used some pads back then, and I'm glad they have them now. I'm too smart AND beautiful to have my head scrambled by some angry germanic motherfucker from the Swiss hinterland. And if guys who are about 1000x better/tougher than I wear them, I figure it's ok.

6. Got some travel coming up. Off to London for a one nighter this weekend, then to Sardinia for a few days (awesome, though I hear it's about 110 degrees), and then should be booking my NY trip in october. I will now humbly start accepting offers of beds. Just kidding, I'll be in a hotel. and no, ladies, you can't all hang out with me and party it up. I'm sorry.

laters.

YR

To rip off DMG yet again...

You know what i hate? Sitting here at fucking JFK waiting for Jet Blue to 'find a plane' for us. I may lose it yet. Plus it's like a billion degrees in here. holy living shit, this sucks.

F***ing Moose...

As if it's not bad enough that hitting a moose with your car will most likely kill you, now the moose are driving. Damn.